ManicDepressive Masochistic Disco Existentialist

huh..I never know what to write in these things so I'll try and describe myself as best I can...I'm a sarcastic, passive aggressive, morose, strangely chirpy, masochistic, contradicting, liberal, agnostic (mostly atheist siding), self-loathing twenty-one year old. I love music-all kinds. Comedy, Art and Music are probably my biggest interests..eugh i seem like a dickhead. Oh name's Jordan.

I've learnt to dance to the rhythm of my own mind.

https://soundcloud.com/jordan-diego-shlongking

When a Fight Club member sprays the priest with a hose, the camera briefly shakes. This happens because the cameraman couldn’t keep himself from laughing.

(Source: jakefalahee, via marlbrando)

If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we’re going, where we’re going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you’re on your own

(Source: ashleybensons, via marlbrando)

Shitty phone pics of an old ass smokey cigarette advert (the sailor’s hat even says ‘Hero’ on it, like how did they get away with such blatancy) and then some flicks of my shitty hand. 

"Beautifully Cool and Sweet Smoking"